Futurama Porno Story: I Fantasy of Leela Chapter Two

Futurama Porno Story: I Fantasy of Leela Chapter Two

Part Two- Almost 40 Days and 40 Nights

Can you imagine no love, pride,

Deep-fried chicken,

Your best friend always stickin up for you

Even when I know youre wrong?

Can you imagine no first dance,

Freeze-dried romance,

Five-hour phone conversation,

The best soy latte that you ever had

Andme?

Tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet?

Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day

And head back to the Milky Way?

Tell me, did you sail across the sun?

Did you make it to the Milky Way to see

The lights are faded and that heaven is over-rated?

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star,

One without a permanent scar?

And did you miss me

While you were looking for yourself out there?

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Futurama Porno Story: I Fantasy of Leela Chapter Two

Futurama Porno Story: I Fantasy of Leela Chapter Two

Part Two- Almost 40 Days and 40 Nights

Can you imagine no love, pride,

Deep-fried chicken,

Your best friend always stickin up for you

Even when I know youre wrong?

Can you imagine no first dance,

Freeze-dried romance,

Five-hour phone conversation,

The best soy latte that you ever had

Andme?

Tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet?

Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day

And head back to the Milky Way?

Tell me, did you sail across the sun?

Did you make it to the Milky Way to see

The lights are faded and that heaven is over-rated?

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star,

One without a permanent scar?

And did you miss me

While you were looking for yourself out there?

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Futurama Porno Story: Leela and Amy – Chapter Two

Futurama Porno Story: Leela and Amy – Chapter Two

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CHAPTER 2

It was the day after Valentine’s Day, and packages needed to be delivered as usual.

“Where in Luxemburg is Leela?” Hermes grumbled at the Planet Express conference table. Around it sat Fry, Bender, and the Professor.

“It is unusual for her to get here later than us,” noted Fry. “Especially after a day off.”

“Maybe she got lucky last night?” Bender suggested with a chuckle.

“No fair!” growled Fry. “She can’t if I didn’t!”

“I knew you’d screw it up,” Bender laughed. “What did you do?”

“I don’t want to discuss tit,” Fry answered, then shook his head. “It. Discuss it.”

The door behind them slid open, Leela entering rather reluctantly, her eye scanning the room quickly, but thoroughly.

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Futurama Porno Story: accomplish 12 Months with Baby

Futurama Porno Story: accomplish 12 Months with Baby

Leela walked into the room. She grabbed Fry’s hand and ran out of the room again. This was greeted with wolf whistles. She dragged him into a room. There was a little cot filled with pink blankets. Fry looked in. He saw a little girl with two eyes and purple hair. He screamed and fell away from the cot. The baby started fussing. Leela picked her up. Way to be immature, Fry. Where did she come from? Remember last night? Uh huh. When mutants have sex, they give birth the next day. What!? So she’s mine? Yes. What’s her name? Camille. Turanga Camille? What’s wrong with it? Nothing, nothing. Ah, she’s such a sweet baby, Leela. What’s her name? Camille Eva Mallory. Turanga Munda and Morris shot weird looks at their daughter. What is wrong with Camille?! Nothing, nothing. The purple haired month old opened her eyes and smiled at Morris. He picked her up. Does she have any mutations? No, its really weird actually. She has my hair but everything else is Fry’s. Fry was that kid we met? Yes mum. And he’s taking care of you and Claire? Camille. Sorry. Yes, Mum. He’s buying us a big flat for us to live in. And he got loads of baby stuff. Munda looked skeptical. And your first baby? Fry doesn’t know about him. Your first baby? His name was Turanga Alex Cody Mason. His dad is Zapp Brannigan. Where is he? I don’t know. I left him in the orphanarium. I wrote his name on a piece of paper that I found He is still definitely Alex Cody Mason. What did he look like? He had blond hair and one eye. You loved him. Of course I did, he was-is my son. Fry noted this slip up. I got some good news today. Fry changed Camille was with Zoidberg and Amy. Fry wanted to do some research. He was at Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium. He entered and met the director of the orphanarium. He was looking through the files. There’s no Alex Cody Mason here. Fry looked at the Director. I’m sorry; there’s never been an Alex Cody Mason here. Fry knew he had to get the truth from Leela. Amy was so jealous. Camille was a beautiful baby and everyone loved her. Amy also had a secret, she was pregnant. She was sure it wasn’t Kifs. They were still married, but they hadn’t had sex in months. No it was Zapp Brannigans. Leela sighed. She missed Alex so much. It hurt to talk about him. She knew she could never forgive Zapp for what he did to her son. But now she has Camille. She jiggled her on her knees which Camille petted Nibbler. Leela made a decision. She wouldn’t think of Alex again. Camille is her life now, and she has to protect her daughter. It was a very sad day indeed. Professor Farnsworth had died at the ripe old age of 167. He had died in his sleep. Fry, Bender, Hermes and Zoidberg carried the coffin. As soon as they put the coffin down Sal came out. Where is the Professor? Leela asked, astonished. Oh’s, he’s in the other coffin. Sal replied. The four men went back outside and brought the other coffin in. Everyone cried as the portal to the centre of the earth was opened and the coffin pushed through. Camille would never meet her obscure relative. It was summer, and 7-month-old Camille was playing in Central Park with some robot butterflies. While Camille was distracted, Fry took the opportunity to ask Leela about Alex. You know, I went to Cookieville. Oh yeah. Leela paled. There never was an Alex Cody Mason there. Where is Alex, Leela? Dead. A tear escaped from Leela’s eye. Zapp killed him. How? He dropped him. He fell on his head. Poor little thing had no chance. Fry put his arm around Leela. I’m sorry, he kept whispering. I’m so sorry. Camille was growing bigger day by day. She was adorable. Everyone thought so. Kif and Amy had made up. They had a son, Ashton. He has Amy’s hair and eyes. Camille and Ashton spoke to each other in their own little language. They were the best of friends. I hope they get married. Leela remarked one day. They’re not even a year old, Leela. Yeah, I know. It’ll be nice, you know. Yeah. Fry was so nervous. Calm down, Fry. Calm down. Leela walked into the Planet Express ship. Fry, why have you brought me here? he bent down on one knee. Leela, will you marry me? Yes! she screamed and fell into his lap. Morning-Oh not again! Fry exclaimed. There was another baby on the floor. It was a boy, with Frys orange hair and one big eye. What’s this ones name? Jordan Yancy Philip. Jordan? Why does everyone hate the names I give my children?! There’s nothing wrong with Jordan. You just said- And they’re our children. Fry picked up Jordan and went to present his to the rest of the Planet Express crew. Camille hated Jordan on first sight. She spent more time with Ashton rather than her brother. Everyone else adored him. Camille felt neglected, unloved. She felt she was being pushed aside. No one liked her anymore. Leela and Fry were terrified. Santa was outside. he would kill Jordan and Camille. Santa got in. Now, you all have been very naughty. Except you Dr Zoidberg. he hand Zoidberg a laser gun. Zoidberg chopped off Santas head with it. The head landed on Fry’s chest and killed him. Camille started crying. Leela picked up the gun and shot herself in the head with it. The children were alone. It had been a very eventful 12 months with baby.

Futurama Porno Story: AMy’s breakup

Futurama Porno Story: AMy’s breakup

“Kiff! I’m so glad that you called! I miss you so much!” Amy screamed when she saw Kiff on the videophone.
“Hi Amy. Umm… how are you…” Kiff stammered.
“I’m great,” and Amy next told Kiff every detail of her life that’s happened since the last time he called, which was about half an hour ago. After finishing, “and so how are you?”
“I’m swell Amy. I’m so glad that we can talk. I count the seconds until I can see you again. So far it’s been 1,814,876 (21 days give or take a few hundred seconds) seconds since I last saw you in person…” (Author’s note: I apologize for the lameness of the way Kiff talks, but in my defense, he does talk like that so bear with it. It’ll be over soon… For now…)
“Wow Kiff you’ve kept track, but Kiff, you’re suffocating me.” Amy told Kiff.
“But that’s impossible; my skin allows air to flow right through it.”
“No Kiff not physically. You’re always calling, and while I enjoy the attention, you’re never around physically.”
“Umm… you could… umm… move in with me…” Kiff said hopefully.
“No.” Amy answered sternly. “This isn’t working anymore. It was kind of cute for the first couple of months and all, but you’re boring. And I need sex. You never want to have sex. Even videophone sex would have been an improvement over nothing. So goodbye Kiff. And please don’t call anymore. I’ll call you when I want to talk. And I hope we can be friends…”
Amy turned off the videophone and grabbed her jacket. Walking out of her apartment Amy just walked. She didn’t know where to go. She wanted to be comforted. She wanted to be told that it was the right thing to do to break up with Kiff. She just kept walking. With nowhere to go… In time she wound up in front of Bender and Fry’s apartment. Knocking on the door, Amy wasn’t sure why she came here. They wouldn’t be sympathetic after all.
“What do you want meat-bag? I’m busy. I’ve got people to kill. I mean… umm… meet up with… yeah that’s it. I’ve got people to meet up with.”
“Umm… okay then. Can I talk to Fry?”
“Who told you Fry lives here?! Oh wait. We did… that’s right. It’s all coming back to me now… you’re Amy… and we ‘work’ together… okay I guess you can come in. BUT DON”T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!” Walking into the empty apartment, the two found fry sitting on a sofa watching TV, with his feet propped up on a pile of empty pizza boxes. “Yo Fry one of the meat bags from work is here. I think its name is Amy.”
“Hey Fry what’s up?” Amy asked cheerfully.
“Hey Amy. Shouldn’t you be talking to Kiff right now?” Fry asked, not even adverting his eyes or attention away from the TV.
“Umm… I just broke up with Kiff. He was to boring.”
“Women break up with me for that reason all the time.” Fry said, finally turning off the TV and turning his attention to Amy.
“No they don’t!” Bender interrupted. “You don’t get any dates. All you do is sit around.”
“True, but I do get rejected because I’m boring.” Fry countered.
“That you do my friend that you do.” Bender reflected.
“Hey you guys wanna have sex?” Amy blurted out. She was desperate, and she knew Fry was too. Plus she slept with him before, and she knew he had a big cock.
“I don’t know… would this sex have to have a relationship around it, or could it just be about the sex?” Fry asked.
“It would be only the sex. And you can’t tell anyone.”
“I know. I’ve had relationships before…”

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